irasshaimase!
I got pulled over today.

I didn’t slow down through a construction zone and I didn’t notice the cop until after I was through it. I was searched with my hands behind my head on San Marco Boulevard (which was pretty cool, by the way. I wonder what it looked like for people passing by…). I’m pretty sure she thought I was under the influence too, since she asked me why my eyes were red.

I said I was a junior in high school. I got off with a warning.